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    24/09/2009

    归1-那些坐飞机的所作所为

    总觉得回来之后应该要写点什么,在我还在酝酿情绪和字眼的时候,这些文字已经流淌到指尖并随着以下的文字出现了.这件事情我也觉得比较意外.为了完整的继续这样一次漫长的新疆恐怖事件专题报道,我决定模仿电影中最常用的倒叙手法来进行,首先给大家汇报我们离开那里之后的所见所闻.下面请看详细报道,由本报特约记者我为您带来.

    -----------------------------------0米高空-----------------------------------

    昨天的飞机还是令人很不爽的,倒不是颠簸,而是我们无意选择的后排座位之间,被一个小屁孩无休无止的哭声痛扁的七窍流血睡意全无.我亲娘保佑,幸好这不是前几天要开飞机后门自杀的宅男恐怖分子.

    前天晚上喝多了.本来几个月前被插了次胃镜诊断出十二指肠炎和反流性食道炎,这一次却没有被强烈的工业酒精打倒,这可以再一次的说明,这个世界上最可怕的还是小孩和老女人.但是令人可惜的却是没有好好将这个把我们耳朵和消化道折腾得如此之爽的假寡妇强灌了送去做人肉大馅包子,唉,遗憾啊.因为以后肯定就没有这机会了阿.

    对于早上的小型喷气式,我和老于的统一观点就是,这绝对是航空公司领导孩子的高级玩具.上飞机前三个人的登机牌明明写着A\D\E号,可她娘的上了飞机才知道一共一排就三个座位,分别叫做A,D和E.然后我突然就有一种被骗进某某著名打折超市的感觉.唯一能值得安慰的,也就算是至少人家出了个空姐,而不像上次那样,只有男的看飞机.

    下飞机的感觉还是很令人愉快的,关键的问题在于终于嗅到了一坨又一坨久违的典型性北京湿漉漉的空气.而且十分令我满意的是,温度也刚刚好适合.由此看来我们选择回来的日子是非常正确而明智的.在机场唯一的不愉快,也许只能算是等着看行李的那一段漫长的日子.还好,在我们之前出来的是从广州飞来的MM们.不但白白的腿满足了我长久以来的观光欲望,而且鄙人非常有幸帮助一名MM搬运了一小下,也算是小小的补偿了.

    对了,想起来了,另外还有一件遗憾的事情,就是想在天上给你们放点有机物残骸来者,结果只造了场小型局部地区的阵雨.下次一定努力.

    -----------10000米高空--------阿---------piu---------0米高空-----------

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    虹昱 朱wrote:
    回NWN:我怎么猥琐了~说点实话怎么了~幽大家一把么
    24 Sept.
    南薇 刘wrote:
    @ @哥哥你现在猥琐指数骤然陡升,跟飞机起飞差不多。。。
    24 Sept.
    sophia mawrote:
    哈哈
    24 Sept.

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